I never thought I’d be that sad breaking up but holy shit this is the worst feeling in the world and I really hope I don’t cry through my whole vacation this week fuck me

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elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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clannyphantom:

talk shit get cried in front of

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what’s a kiss without a little booty grabbing?

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  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
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  • Men: If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
  • Women: They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
  • Men: But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
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