afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
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    kiradax:

    pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
    cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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