charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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(Source: carriesfirstperiod)

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alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

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I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.
I just want you all to myself, I’m sorry  (via wolf-cub)

(Source: the-psycho-cutie)

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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

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